According to popular cult belief incited by the silver screen, society as we know it will be utterly wiped out by a zombie apocalypse. In order to best prepare for such a break down in order and cope with the resulting cessation of the nutrition supply chain, it is vital that we take responsibility for one’s own consumption. The 6 ‘P’s of manliness apply completely in this regards: Prior Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance. Every man becoming that little bit green fingered is, alongside learning how to hunt (see “Survival” in “Outdoors”), the best place to start to ensure the continuation of the human race. Should the inevitable zombie apocalypse then not occur, at the very least our back yard will look pretty!